Metroid wrote:I can't believe there is not one native Oregonian on the Olympic team this year. How is that even possible?

Because you don't have an NHL team. You've got to get an NHL team, lure some Canadians down to play for your team then seduce them with your American women so that their kids are American.
American Woman, stay away from me.
Don't come hanging around my door
Don't want to see your shadow no more.
This is what the song is all about.