Worlds Smallest Horse.

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I always thought your world's smallest horse kinda sucked, so I'm bringing the world's smallest cow to the Cafe. Why is he better? Because he can be grilled.



AP via MSNBC

LONDON — A minuscule cow with a taste for contemporary music has been named the world's smallest by the Guinness World Records book.

Guinness says the sheep-sized bovine from the West Yorkshire region of northern England measures roughly 33 inches from hind to foot.