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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:27 pm

Major settlement for the ex-wifey

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/20 ... s-divorce/

Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement, The Sun reported Wednesday.

The golfer agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one.

He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he marries her. In return, former wife Elin Nordegren ,30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.

But she can never publicly speak out over his alleged flings with socialite Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and up to 17 others.
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Re: Tiger divorce

Postby scottaa1 » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:32 pm

Wow, I thought Johnny Carson got the screws way back when.


So, question to be asked is: Would you sleep with Tiger Woods for $750 million bucks?
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Re: Tiger divorce

Postby scottaa1 » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:57 pm

Ironically, this 'win' makes her the Tiger Woods of divorce settlement recipients.
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Re: Tiger divorce

Postby Cowboys 4 life » Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:29 pm

WOW! If you have that much money you must get a prenump even though they don't hold up all the time. Those are some expensive whores at 50 mill a piece.

Elin has lived the true American dream. Marry a billionaire (must be if she took that much), never work a day of your life, divorce the billionaire after failing to put out to a point where he has to go elsewhere, then making a fortune that will allow you to never work the rest of your life. Impressive.
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Re: Tiger divorce

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:50 pm

Cowboys 4 life wrote:WOW! If you have that much money you must get a prenump even though they don't hold up all the time. Those are some expensive whores at 50 mill a piece.

Elin has lived the true American dream. Marry a billionaire (must be if she took that much), never work a day of your life, divorce the billionaire after failing to put out to a point where he has to go elsewhere, then making a fortune that will allow you to never work the rest of your life. Impressive.


In other words: get cheated on, be publicly humiliated, and have two kids to raise without having much male support whatsoever...yup, sounds to me like she really hit the jackpot.
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Re: Tiger divorce

Postby steelerfan513 » Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:17 pm

Cowboys 4 life wrote:WOW! If you have that much money you must get a prenump even though they don't hold up all the time. Those are some expensive whores at 50 mill a piece.

Elin has lived the true American dream. Marry a billionaire (must be if she took that much), never work a day of your life, divorce the billionaire after failing to put out to a point where he has to go elsewhere, then making a fortune that will allow you to never work the rest of your life. Impressive.


Quite a few pretty unsupported assumptions about Nordegren in this post. The part in bold really has me scratching my head.

I don't think she deserved $750 million, but that number is a result of Woods having no bargaining power and a lot of expendable income and Nordegren's lawyers realizing that her silence was worth a massive chunk of it. You can assume she's a gold-digger if you like (this article suggests otherwise, but it's not outside the realm of possibility), but that doesn't mean that what Woods did is her fault.
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Re: Tiger divorce

Postby Cowboys 4 life » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:07 am

You guys are right. I shouldn't have been that harsh on her its just amazing to me that they can award that much money. Way too many assumptions in my intended sarcastic post.

Sorry Elin.
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Re: Tiger divorce

Postby Nfl Fan » Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:00 am

SHOCKING! Who would have seen this coming? :-*
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Re: Tiger divorce

Postby lmcjaho » Thu Jul 01, 2010 3:41 pm

A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:In other words: get cheated on, be publicly humiliated, and have two kids to raise without having much male support whatsoever...yup, sounds to me like she really hit the jackpot.


Yeah, because his kids were ever in danger of being raised without support :-B

He got rail-roaded, pure and simple.

That being said, I'm sure even with his sponsors jumping ship the way they did he is not exactly hurting for cash despite this payout.
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Re: Tiger divorce

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:37 pm

lmcjaho wrote:
A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:In other words: get cheated on, be publicly humiliated, and have two kids to raise without having much male support whatsoever...yup, sounds to me like she really hit the jackpot.


Yeah, because his kids were ever in danger of being raised without support :-B

He got rail-roaded, pure and simple.

That being said, I'm sure even with his sponsors jumping ship the way they did he is not exactly hurting for cash despite this payout.


I wasn't talking about monetary support. I was talking about having a significant father influence, which can't be bought, even for 750 mil.
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