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Proper approach to the Urinal

Poll ended at Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:23 pm

Big Jim and the Twins come out
1
6%
Only Big Jim comes out
14
88%
Drop the pants all the way to the floor
1
6%
 
Total votes : 16

Proper approach to the Urinal

Postby spodog » Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:23 pm

So I was arguing with a buddy about this, and we need the Cafe to settle this.

When approaching the U to drop off the last 5 or 6 beers just consumed, which is the correct approach method?
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Re: Proper approach to the Urinal

Postby Nfl Fan » Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:36 pm

Classic spodag post... :-b
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Re: Proper approach to the Urinal

Postby scottaa1 » Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:42 pm

of all the things to argue about...

if you and your buddy both sit down to pee, you only have one choice.
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Re: Proper approach to the Urinal

Postby Metroid » Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:57 am

I love freaking people out and dropping all the way to the floor. :-b
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Re: Proper approach to the Urinal

Postby Cowboys 4 life » Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:24 pm

Metroid wrote:I love freaking people out and dropping all the way to the floor. :-b


I walked into that before. The immediate reaction was temporary blindness followed by stumble into the sink. :-{


I break big Jim out. For some reason in the middle of the night I just sit, rip a few, then let it flow while I catch a 30 second nap.
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Re: Proper approach to the Urinal

Postby aaawall91 » Sun Jul 18, 2010 1:49 pm

Depends on the pants im wearing.
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Re: Proper approach to the Urinal

Postby Gibbs Baby!!! » Sun Jul 18, 2010 5:04 pm

aaawall91 wrote:Depends on the pants im wearing.


and the condition of the floor at the bar you're at...not too keen on droppin trou into a lake of other dude's urine...
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Re: Proper approach to the Urinal

Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:37 am

unless i'm wearing swim trunks only big jim comes out (although 90% of the time i'm wearing swim trunks i just urinate in them anyway)
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Re: Proper approach to the Urinal

Postby Metroid » Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:15 am

Proper approach to the Urinal? This guy is doing it wrong. %-6

Good form though. :-b
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Re: Proper approach to the Urinal

Postby Cowboys 4 life » Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:21 pm

Nfl Fan wrote:Classic spodag post... :-b


What even more classic is if he closes the poll NOW!

Looks like a dragster with the 2 1's on the side and the 11 in the middle. :-D
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