The Official 2010 #@%$ YOU!! Thread

[shmolex]

This is my first season playing fantasy football after years of playing fantasy baseball.

I finish the regular season with the highest amount of points in the league, and lowest amount of points scored against me. Where do I find myself? In 6th place barely squeaking into the playoffs in the last week.

I think I'll stick to baseball where every week isn't a game of roulette.

[Dolfan19]

After losing last week by 5 points to get knocked out of the playoffs here goes.......

#@%$ You Nate Kaeding for missing a 50 yard FG for a 6 pt swing.

#@%$ You Wes Welker for catching that last TD on MNF to sink me.

#@%$ You John Fox for naming Mike Goodson your starting RB, and then only giving him 3 carries.

#@%$ You the entire Chargers D, for getting me -1 in a home game against Oak.

#@%$ You, Kyle Orton. 2 points? 2 points!? I don't care how many yards you have thrown for this season. You suck!

and finally a large and royal #@%$ You to Chris Ivory, for coming out of nowhere and hanging up 23 on me.


ahhhhhhhhh.... that feels much better...

[moochman]

#@%$ YOU!! the NFL and Mike Ferrera or whatever his duesche-ness's name is. I am weary of cut ins to hear him explain why every call the refs made was right. Bad enough the film shows the mistakes, don't need an NFL lackie to lie more.

[m16a]

Run DMC, thank you heartily for singlehandedly ruining what was most likely my best fantasy team ever. I really appreciate seeing my juggernaut get screwed over first round...

[biju]

An official @#$% you to the Vikings who had to merely put up 10+ points and 151+ yards while "only" giving up over 8 points in sacks + turnovers. Yep, couldn't pull that off, eh? Knocks me out in my big money league.

Also, a huge F-bomb goes to Deion Branch for that 59 yard TD. You couldn't do s#$% in Seattle but are putting up monster numbers out there on the East coast.

Final F'er goes to Darren McFadden who killed two fantasy teams of mine just last year. This year he kills me in the playoffs. Screw you dude.

[tclangham]

A big F You goes out to my 2 starting running backs...

Adrian Peterson - 14 rushes - 26 yards = 2.6 pts

Rashard Mendenhall - 18 rushes - 66 yards = 6.6 pts

Awesome guys, way to rack up those fantasy points.

Also a complimentary screw you to the Kyle Orton for ruining Brandon Lloyd's value

[paulmarizona]

Can anyone beat this one.......missing the playoffs by ONE play???

I wound up 7-7 coming in 5th out of 10 in a 4 team playoff. 8-6 made the playoffs.

In week 7 i had won 109-107, then on Tuesday they ruled that Harrison of Pittsburgh had intercepted making it 109-109.

I lost on a tiebreaker.

It was clear Harrison trapped the ball. Since it was 4th down and at the end of the game, nobody cared if it was an interception or not since the ball would turnover to the Steelers on downs anyway. Check the video, the ball hit the ground.

And last week i scored 135 and got only 68 this week and am out of the playoffs.

Oh, i also had 3rd highest points and finished 5th....i think i'll stop playing head to head!............thanks for the vent, still don't feel better!

[jmp14]

eff you to the n00b brought in to round out our league who kept starting Gates and his zero points. I needed the n00b to beat the guy ahead of me to squeak into the playoffs. well, n00b lost by 1.

of course, if Brady hadn't gone off in Week 14 (or, conversely, if the Jets' D had shown up), I would've won that matchup making the above moot.

so, eff the n00b and eff the Jets.

ps i'm going to track my points (there's a losers' bracket) against those in the real playoffs and if it turns out I would've won, I'm declaring myself the real champ a la Ric Flair when he went to the WWF in the 90s.

[WaCougMBS]

Pretty much my whole keeper squad other than Jacob Tamme, Sebastian Janikowski and Michael Vick (though he deserves some blame that I'm willing to look past for getting me back into the championship game for a 4th straight year [2 titles]). I lost by 5.5 points and Tamme was my only non-Vick player to score a TD. Every one of my IDPers should be summarily executed as well other than Paris Lenon.

That leaves about 20-21 $#%@ you's out there for the rest of you bums! Get in the endzone and make some tackles next time!