Sorry about the inconvenience last night - there was unfortunately no way to get around going offline for a couple hours without running into huge bandwidth problems. There usually aren't too many folks online during the Monday night game - sorry you were among those who tried to acces the forum but couldn't.
Anyway - love those picks, Dazedncnfz! My own are pretty similar...
NFL - "The greatest wide receiver to EVER play the game" - Stanley Morgan. (Ok, not quite...
NBA - Larry, Chief, Kevin and DJ
NHL - Bourque
MLB - Pedro Martinez
All right, all right... so I'm biased!