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Week 1 GC: Detroit @ Chicago

Postby WebHamster » Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:30 am

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Re: Week 1 GC: Detroit @ Chicago

Postby moochman » Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:35 am

Here at last, hear at last!
Lions chance to erase a decade of jocularity by beating the new joke on the block, Duh Bares.
Lions come up a bit short, 31-28. No D, no chance.

Best = 107 yds, TD
Megatron = 120 yds TD
Scheffler = 40yds TD
Stafford 260 yds 2 TDs 2 INTs

Forte = 152 yds TD
Hester = 80 yds TD
Knox = 70 yds TD
Cutler = 320 yds 3 TDs INT

Prove me wrong, Lions. Start today.
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Re: Week 1 GC: Detroit @ Chicago

Postby Sex Panther » Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:37 am

Better be entertaining w/ Houston/Indy looming on CBS....
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Re: Week 1 GC: Detroit @ Chicago

Postby Guru13 » Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:00 pm

moochman wrote:Here at last, hear at last!
Lions chance to erase a decade of jocularity by beating the new joke on the block, Duh Bares.
Lions come up a bit short, 31-28. No D, no chance.

Best = 107 yds, TD
Megatron = 120 yds TD
Scheffler = 40yds TD
Stafford 260 yds 2 TDs 2 INTs

Forte = 152 yds TD
Hester = 80 yds TD
Knox = 70 yds TD
Cutler = 320 yds 3 TDs INT

Prove me wrong, Lions. Start today.

Come one mooch, even I picked the Lions this week. :-b Really though... I picked the Lions.
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Re: Week 1 GC: Detroit @ Chicago

Postby HomerJay » Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:07 pm

First throw of the game Amagoshuapbl had to make a circus juggling catch. Second throw he drops a perfect bomb thrown to him in the endzone :-t
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Re: Week 1 GC: Detroit @ Chicago

Postby HomerJay » Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:08 pm

Cutler looking sharp
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Re: Week 1 GC: Detroit @ Chicago

Postby moochman » Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:13 pm

and Bears fizzle at goal line, a trademark of Martz O in Detroit. 3-0 Bares
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Re: Week 1 GC: Detroit @ Chicago

Postby moochman » Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:24 pm

Cutler's first poor decision and INT. ugh-threw into triple coverage on 3rd and 20. Never learns, that Jay.
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Re: Week 1 GC: Detroit @ Chicago

Postby FFslacker » Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:24 pm

Trademark Cutler interception. :-b
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Re: Week 1 GC: Detroit @ Chicago

Postby HomerJay » Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:25 pm

.........and INT. That was quick. God I hate owning this guy...2 years in a row. Why do I do this to myself :~(
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