knapplc wrote: lmcjaho wrote:
scottaa1 wrote:I recently busted comcast's balls to get better stuff for less,and part of it was a home phone line. I havne't given the number to anyone so every time it rings I know it's a telemarketer.
Okay.... Please explain the purpose of a communication device for which one does not disclose the necessary information to facilitate communication with anyone...
Apparently his phone also makes outbound calls.
I think you may have blown his mind there, knapp.
I like C4's idea too... when they ask if mr. or mrs. <last name> is available, say yeah hold on, then put the phone down.
ADT called last night. "Do you have a protection plan in place for your home?" "Well, I own several attack dogs." "What about fire or gas leaks?" "They have bladder problems and severe flatulence, so I think we have that under control."
Someoen called asking if my wife was available... "No, she's in prison." "Oh, I'm sorry." "yeah, someone kept calling and calling trying to sell her something and she snapped... killed the poor soul."