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Postby Lushcrush » Sun Nov 23, 2003 6:24 pm

I used to think The Tuna was the consumate condescender, but lately Brian Billick has moved towards the top of the list. His postgame interview today was a classic and adds to two weeks in a row of newsworthy quotes ( http://www.nfl.com/news/story/6795594 )
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Postby SheLovesFootball » Sun Nov 23, 2003 8:38 pm

ahem!! <hands on hips> now now... just because my guys beat your guys... we all think Brian is pompous and arrogant :)
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Postby mikey » Sun Nov 23, 2003 9:10 pm

Listen, I'm a native Marylander and like the Ravens, but Billick is as arrogant as they come. To me he takes the grand prize.

Honorable mention goes to Mike Martz, not so much for what he says, but for what he does (the "genius" won back-to-back games on last second field goals against the Bears and Cards. OUCH).
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Postby BrutallyHuge » Sun Nov 23, 2003 9:15 pm

I like Billick and Herm Edwards. They are funny. Parcells annoys me.
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Postby M_Zimm_ffc » Sun Nov 23, 2003 10:54 pm

Mike Tice.
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Postby Redskins Win » Mon Nov 24, 2003 2:33 pm

Bobby Knight and his fat butt buddy Tuna Parcells
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Postby latraffic » Mon Nov 24, 2003 3:47 pm

Redskins Win wrote:Bobby Knight and his fat butt buddy Tuna Parcells
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That was some funny sh@t on Fox Sunday. Only Bobby Knight could say Parcells was a fat bastard on national TV and live to tell about it.

The coach I am sick of is that little leatherfaced weasle Shanahan in Denver.

And, of course, I hate Callahan. His stupidity with running my Raiders straight into the ground makes me pray he goes straight to NFL he!!.
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Postby Guest » Mon Nov 24, 2003 7:00 pm

Herman Edwards is a lunitic and i love him as a coach. intensity
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Postby TTTBone » Mon Nov 24, 2003 7:20 pm

latraffic wrote:That was some funny sh@t on Fox Sunday. Only Bobby Knight could say Parcells was a fat bastard on national TV and live to tell about it.
The coach I am sick of is that little leatherfaced weasle Shanahan in Denver.

Bobby Knight is the King of condescending, but if we're talking football, gotta go with Billick, at least Parcell's backs his sh*t up.
Oh yeah, I also hate that arrogant rat Shanahan.
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Postby mtarail » Mon Nov 24, 2003 8:34 pm

Parcells is condescending in a way that makes you want to reach out and smack him. Like last week for example when he tells his players that there's nothing else he can do for them. Go win the game. And this is an offensive genius? Martz is just as annoying, but not as condescending.

I like Edwards and Parcells.
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