Should I change my name after today?

[moochman]

Can I change my name to the Grim Reaper? My team has, at one point or another, seen these players go down with injury:
Dillon-right after I traded for him
Westbrook-right after I traded him
Burress-not technically injured, but his hand amputations are making it hard for him to catch
Harrison-#2 pick, never again
Henry-#1injured enough that I sat him today for…
Michael Lewis-who got injured right after I picked him up off the wire
And last, but certainly not least, my ff savior-McNair. Hurt today and cost me a win that I couldn’t afford. Against the # 1 team no less.
I am fantasy death.

[Bukoski77]

Lol dude, I had a team, in a keeper league 3 players kept 1 per position, go straight Fubar on me. Listed below, needless to say I wont be makeing a repeat to the playoffs,12 team H-H keeper league. Rewards yardage heavily.

QB J. Garcia, T. Maddux
RB R. Williams, F. Taylor, J. Bettis, L. Betts, L. Toefield
WR P. Burress, D. Boston, D. Jackson, P Price, P Warrick
K J. Wilkins, B, Cundiff
DL H. Douglas
LB Z. Thomas
DB D. Sharper


How could anyone think that team could end up 3-8. That was where it was at week 1. I then a few weeks ago traded R.Williams for W.Green and a 2nd round draft pick immediately before Green gets a DUI, suspended, and then stabbed.

[finzfan]

Im w/ you. I had/have Warner, Plummer, Henry, S Davis, Harrison, C. Rogers, Bennett, Chrebet, Betts, Hines Ward. All have missed time.

Losing 2nd straight but will still be 8-4 and in the playoffs.

QB: Plummer, Pennington (1)
RB: Henry, S.Davis, D.Davis, A-Train, Westbrook (2+flex)
WR: Harrison, Ward, Streets, Rogers, Jurevicious (3)
TE: Grahm, Kleinsasser (1)
K: Kasay (1)
D: Miami (1)

[latraffic]

Burress-not technically injured, but his hand amputations are making it hard for him to catch

That might be the funniest (yet accurate) thing I've read at the Cafe to-date.

Injuries have slayed my team as well and I look to finish under .500 for the first time in many seasons.

Drafted E. James.
Drafted Garner.
Drafted Warner.
Traded 2nd week for Gannon.
Even my kicker - Mike Hollis wasn't safe.