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Postby Guru13 » Wed Oct 06, 2010 4:55 pm

Alright so you all have that guy in your neighborhood right? Well ours (my parent's moreso) is building half a basketball court in his backyard. These aren't abnormally large lots. His is a corner lot so it's like .75 acre. Does a basketball court not seem extreme to anyone? It's a legit basketball court too. Concrete, not wood, obviously but it's huge and looks a bit ridiculous.
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Re: Keeping up with the Joneses

Postby scottaa1 » Wed Oct 06, 2010 5:38 pm

kind of an odd thing to put in... I'm assuming it's not against the HOA rules, and that he owns the property, or at least has a mortgage on it. Still, might make it tough to sell if the whole backyard is concrete.

FFG, you're still young albeit old, and impressionable if not set in your ways. If I were you, I'd have a jackhammer there by 10pm. I love the smell of jackhammers at midnight. Smells like victory.
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Re: Keeping up with the Joneses

Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:34 am

meh
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Re: Keeping up with the Joneses

Postby Metroid » Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:26 pm

Hmm...building a basketball court in his backyard huh? Have you noticed if any of his family members MIA lately? A concrete basketball court would be an excellent place to hide the bodies. :-o
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Re: Keeping up with the Joneses

Postby moonhead » Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:23 am

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