Not that I haven't enjoyed your weekly "Bleep Cutler" rants, nor am I unfamiliar with the pain of playing a game day pylon, still holding evil feelings toward Shanarat, but I do think you may want to consider the wisdom of starting a player who didn't practice all week.
So next time you find yourself under a FOCK of Seagulls, think about who chose to fly the birds.
BTW, that was tough luck. Better luck next year, brother.
