Commenting as I read:
Nice, but I'll take exception to his Jersey Shore comment. I have several relatives that live down there and the great Bobby Clarke lives there who gave me Stanley Cup tickets this past year. But I'm quite certain he was referring to the phenominom that is the MTV cult hit featuring The Situation, Snooki, J-Wow, Paulie D, and the rest. Even still, it's a great show. It reminds me a lot of what I did as a kid - drinking, partying, dancing, loving, fighting. J-Wow just went after Sammi again in the season premier this week, so I can't wait to see what happens on the next episode.
Ug - 5 pages. I give up.