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Postby Dazedncnfz » Tue Nov 26, 2002 3:41 pm

Wishing you a safe and happy Thanksgiving

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.

SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.

I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.

I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.

BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP,

MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.


HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE !!!
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Postby DaKnife » Tue Nov 26, 2002 5:04 pm

Dazed dude !!!! you are rare !!!
happy t-day to all
hope everyone gets a piece of Madden's turduckin
QB- Manning,Carr,Roethlisberger
RB-C-Martin, M Pittman, Cedric Benson, Ricky Williams
WR-Antwan Randle El ,T.O., J Porter, Rod Smith, K McCardell
K-J Elam, O Mare
D- Den, Atl

Keeper/Cap league/ 10 teams
PLAY; 1 QB, 2 RB'S, 3 WR'S, 1 K, 1 D
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Postby slowkidz » Tue Nov 26, 2002 5:12 pm

good one DnC!!! lol!!!
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Postby SanFranFan1685 » Tue Nov 26, 2002 6:49 pm

YES, HAPPY TURKEY DAY TO ALL! B-) :-b
Team that rule: San Francisco 49ers, Jacksonville Jaguars, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Detriot Lions
Teams that droool: Cleveland Browns, Baltimore Ravens, Green Bay Packers, Dallas Cowboys, Miami Dolphins
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Postby Arlo » Wed Nov 27, 2002 8:37 am

Absolutely hilarious!

Happy T-Day - don't forget to leave room for the pumpkin pie!
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Postby kashikis » Wed Nov 27, 2002 10:57 am

What a poet!

Great stuff DnC just make sure the munchies don't get the best of ya and you share some of the food... LOL

Happy Thanksgiving Everybody!!! ;-)
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What the hell.... is goin' on.... in the NFL?!
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Postby cwebb » Wed Nov 27, 2002 12:22 pm

Very great stuff! We should make menyak post this as an article on t-day

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