Happy Turkey Day

[Dazedncnfz]

Wishing you a safe and happy Thanksgiving

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.

SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.

I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.

I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.

BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP,

MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.


HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE !!!

[DaKnife]

Dazed dude !!!! you are rare !!!
happy t-day to all
hope everyone gets a piece of Madden's turduckin

[slowkidz]

good one DnC!!! lol!!!

[SanFranFan1685]

YES, HAPPY TURKEY DAY TO ALL!

[Arlo]

Absolutely hilarious!

Happy T-Day - don't forget to leave room for the pumpkin pie!

[kashikis]

What a poet!

Great stuff DnC just make sure the munchies don't get the best of ya and you share some of the food... LOL

Happy Thanksgiving Everybody!!!

[cwebb]

Very great stuff! We should make menyak post this as an article on t-day