Oh, and have plenty of these.
Screw you, Blount, Graham, and offensive coordinator Greg Olsen. 1 fantasy point for Blount? 15 yards? 5 carries? Graham played like utter trash and still managed to hold off Blount. And Greg Olsen; seriously? Alex Van Pelt as a Quarterbacks coach? Is that the best you could do?
Screw Mike Tolbert and Steve Smith playing like LaDainian and Jerry Rice in week one. I was just happy to get both players; little did I know they would end up on pace for record breaking seasons. Atleast it makes my bench look good. I'll be lucky to get half those points in their next 2 games combined.
Screw Travaris Jackson and Pete Carroll; one catch for Zack Miller? Yeah, sure. Signing Travaris Jackson to be your QB, to me, puts them firmly ahead of every one else in the Andrew Luck sweepstakes. I'm pretty sure it's intentional.
Screw you, Nate Kaeding's ACL. I thought I stole him pretty late in the draft. I ended up using my #1 Waiver priority on a freaking kicker. A kicker!
And screw my opponents of last week. Screw Cedric Benson, straight out of jail and into the hall of fame. Screw Wes Welker being the slowest, whitest player to ever score a 99 yard touchdown in my lifetime. Screw date rape drug master Sebastian Janikowski and his 63 yard field goal. And finally, screw Aaron Hernandez being on pace for 1600 yards and 16 touchdowns.