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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby ABA316 » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:00 am

Screw you Michael Crabtree. Not that I expected you to carry my WR corps, but get off the bench and play you skirt.

Screw you Marion Barber. See above, RB corps.

Double screw you Ryan Grant for being the only guy in my lineup not to at least score 10 points. And triple screw the guy in my league who outbid me for handcuff James Starks!
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby LosAngelesChargers » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:34 am

Screw you Antonio Gates and/or Phillip Rivers and/or Norv Turner. Screw you all.
I just hope my fantasy team is better than the Chargers this year.
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby WaCougMBS » Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:57 am

Dear Felix Jones

Thanks for sucking and getting hurt in the midst of your sucking.

Signed,

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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby dgan » Mon Sep 19, 2011 10:11 pm

Thanks Miles Austin for single handedly beating me (with an assist to the Jets D). My second straight week of playing a team who scores record points. Unreal.
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby Chicago 2 » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:19 am

dgan wrote:Thanks Miles Austin for single handedly beating me (with an assist to the Jets D). My second straight week of playing a team who scores record points. Unreal.

Dude, same here, I have had 290 points scored against me in a default Yahoo league with .5 Pt per reception.

Offensive #s this year have been ridiculous.
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby Thor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:00 pm

Let me pick up where I left off last year

SCREW YOU JAY CUTLER

I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU

I should have learned my lesson with how many times you screwed me last year. I shouldn't have even taken you as a back up
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RB- Sproles, J Bell, Bernard, W McGahee
WR - Megatron, D Bryant, V Brown, A Jeffery, R Randle, P Harvin(IR)
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K- Hartley
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby scottaa1 » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:28 pm

Thor wrote:I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU



don't hold anything back, tell us how you really feel

;-)

I started Cutler too... fortunately, the guy I'm playing against started Stafford. So it kinda cancels out.
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby Thor » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:30 pm

scottaa1 wrote:
Thor wrote:I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU



don't hold anything back, tell us how you really feel

;-)



LOL

last year he screwed me almost every week whether I started or benched him.
I should have learned my lesson but idiots repeat their mistakes over and over.
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RB- Sproles, J Bell, Bernard, W McGahee
WR - Megatron, D Bryant, V Brown, A Jeffery, R Randle, P Harvin(IR)
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby KK_Cowboy » Sun Oct 02, 2011 3:12 pm

The biggest screw you I have given this year so far, SCREW YOU HARVARD BOY. I started you over Cam this week.
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby JC.89 » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:39 pm

Screw you, Hightower. Or Shanahan. Or myself.

I own Hightower and Helu, thinking I'm all safe. Even worse, the Torain owner drops him this morning and I don't grab him (because keeping Hines Ward was more important...). Thinking I have a cake match-up against the Rams, I get 3.8 fantasy points. And there's no way in hell I'll be able to grab Torain with the 8th waiver priority. And I have no RB depth. And we don't allow trades.

And, oh yeah, unless Dallas Clark is worth less than four fantasy points, I'm going to lose to an 0-3 team when I'm 3-0. This is despite the fact that my team went off thanks to Forte and Decker...(he has Turner, Romo, and Bowe, among other guys). :,-(
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