2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

[HeimerSchmidt]

F my bench! You don't want to see the scrubs I have to start with a bench like this!

[JC.89]

I bench Helu thinking I'd get safer production out of Kevin Faulk (I figured at least 40 total yards with a 3-6 catches), who of course ends up not playing and I end up having to start Hail Mary Taiwan Jones, who gets me one whopping yard.

I'm 4-4 and have literally lost two match-ups by less than five points, and both loses directly had to do with the Red Skins backfield. Week four Hightower is worth 3.9 and I lose an incredibly high scoring match-up; last week I start Helu and he's worth 5.0 with no carries in another close shave loss.

Luckily I'm only down by six points and still have my Steelers defense and Matt Forte left, while my opponent only has Marion Barber. Still, this week feels like a loss...and with my luck may end up being one.

[JJLinn]

In both of my leagues, my team's scored the second most points of any team in the league...but guess what? In both of them I'm matched up against the team that's scored the most. I hate Vincent Jackson. I'm sorry Julio Jones for wasting your 33 point performance. I hate you Jacoby Ford and Ron Gronkowski....especially you, Jacoby Ford.

[DEN]

MARION "VULTURE" BARBER FU!!!!!

[KK_Cowboy]

Right now, a screw you to my whole team. A game this week I should be able to win and I am down 40+ points to a team that is 2-7 and has a bunch of rag tag players.

[moochman]

I would like to take this time to apologize for issuing a "Screw You" to whomever it is that put a hex on my QBs. Okay, enough. This has stopped being funny.
First take team one, a two QB franchise league. Peyton and Henne. Nice.
Team two; Peyton and now Matt Stafford with his fractured finger, roll film on Chinadoll Syndrome.
Team three; Matt Schaub, LisFranc fracture, out for season. Backup? That would be Matt Cassels.
Yeah, like I said - this isn't funny anymore.

Screw you QB hex.

[TaDa]

Big screw you to John Madden.

[NYG1119]

Screw you Kevin Smith, thanks for hogging the spotlight from Maurice Morris, who I had in place of Jahvid Best.

Thanks man, I'm out of the playoffs.

[jay0582]

screw you mccoy... a little late, just found this thread so venting now... lost last week by 5 points and woulda won by 1 if mccoy didnt run outta gas at the 1 yard line against the giants, now i may not make the playoffs : /

... o yea, and screw you mcgahee i started you over harvin u had -1 points and harvin had 21.. thanks a lot! same league as mccoy, man i shoulda won this game in so many different ways

[Dawinner127]

A big fat screw you too every team in my league. I play the top scoring team every single week. I just can't catch a break. A loss this week and kiss playoffs goodbye