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Postby HeimerSchmidt » Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:30 am

F my bench! You don't want to see the scrubs I have to start with a bench like this! :-t
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby JC.89 » Sun Nov 06, 2011 7:40 pm

I bench Helu thinking I'd get safer production out of Kevin Faulk (I figured at least 40 total yards with a 3-6 catches), who of course ends up not playing and I end up having to start Hail Mary Taiwan Jones, who gets me one whopping yard.

I'm 4-4 and have literally lost two match-ups by less than five points, and both loses directly had to do with the Red Skins backfield. Week four Hightower is worth 3.9 and I lose an incredibly high scoring match-up; last week I start Helu and he's worth 5.0 with no carries in another close shave loss. :,-(

Luckily I'm only down by six points and still have my Steelers defense and Matt Forte left, while my opponent only has Marion Barber. Still, this week feels like a loss...and with my luck may end up being one. :,-(
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby JJLinn » Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:09 pm

In both of my leagues, my team's scored the second most points of any team in the league...but guess what? In both of them I'm matched up against the team that's scored the most. I hate Vincent Jackson. I'm sorry Julio Jones for wasting your 33 point performance. I hate you Jacoby Ford and Ron Gronkowski....especially you, Jacoby Ford.
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby DEN » Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:58 am

MARION "VULTURE" BARBER FU!!!!!
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby KK_Cowboy » Sun Nov 13, 2011 5:36 pm

Right now, a screw you to my whole team. A game this week I should be able to win and I am down 40+ points to a team that is 2-7 and has a bunch of rag tag players.
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby moochman » Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:47 am

I would like to take this time to apologize for issuing a "Screw You" to whomever it is that put a hex on my QBs. Okay, enough. This has stopped being funny.
First take team one, a two QB franchise league. Peyton and Henne. Nice.
Team two; Peyton and now Matt Stafford with his fractured finger, roll film on Chinadoll Syndrome.
Team three; Matt Schaub, LisFranc fracture, out for season. Backup? That would be Matt Cassels.
Yeah, like I said - this isn't funny anymore.

Screw you QB hex.
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby TaDa » Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:37 pm

Big screw you to John Madden.
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby NYG1119 » Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:42 pm

Screw you Kevin Smith, thanks for hogging the spotlight from Maurice Morris, who I had in place of Jahvid Best.

Thanks man, I'm out of the playoffs.
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby jay0582 » Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:42 am

screw you mccoy... a little late, just found this thread so venting now... lost last week by 5 points and woulda won by 1 if mccoy didnt run outta gas at the 1 yard line against the giants, now i may not make the playoffs : /

... o yea, and screw you mcgahee i started you over harvin u had -1 points and harvin had 21.. thanks a lot! same league as mccoy, man i shoulda won this game in so many different ways
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby Dawinner127 » Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:18 pm

A big fat screw you too every team in my league. I play the top scoring team every single week. I just can't catch a break. A loss this week and kiss playoffs goodbye :-° :-°
A win next week and all is forgotten.
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