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Postby moochman » Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:47 pm

Screw you Stevie Johnson! A few weeks of underperforming and now you are playing against Revis. So rather than score for me you are on (Bench + Revis) Beavis Island.
Which, of course, makes me Butthead. :-P
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby mzkp54 » Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:34 pm

Screw you Julio, dropping that 0 probably knocked me out of playoff contention.

Also, screw you AP and FJax. First place was nice while I had it. Now I'm starting Donald Brown and Kevin Smith. Can you say championship?
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby WaCougMBS » Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:44 pm

Hey Mike Wallace, I'm really enthralled with how you've played for my team this season, until last night ... a dropped TD and a dropped bomb, not running through another deep ball and 2 catches for 17 yards now has me in a place where I need at least 18 points PPR from Mario Manningham to have a chance at staying the top tier of the IBL. Two weeks ago I had like an 8-game cushion on the top tier, but after an ugly 0-7 last week and a decent shot at at repeat this week, this could be as big as my playoffs choke (same league) last year !+) %-6 :-P :-t
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby dream_017 » Mon Nov 28, 2011 2:56 pm

I am going to go the other way with this thread. I had a huge chance to tie for the division lead with 1 game left to play, but this week my opponent had Seabass with his 19 points and Fred Davis. Davis scored 14+ points on the first drive and 1+ points the rest of the game. If those 2 guys have half the production I win and am sitting good with 1 game to go. Screw you Seabass and Davis :-t :-t :-t :-t :-t


BTW you didn't do me any favors Mr. Wallace :-t :-t :-t
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby KeithJ » Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:42 pm

Screw you to my entire team this week. Win and I was in the playoffs. Now, it comes down to next week and I'm going to need help. My team was poised for a huge week and look what I got:

Stafford - Still playing but I'm gonna need like 50 from him with nothing going to Megatron
Larry Fitzgerald - 5.50
Victor Cruz - 11.90
LeGarrette Blount - 1.90
BGE - 7.40
Jermaine Gresham - 3.70
Laurent Robinson - 7.20
Seabass - 2.00

Absolutely pathetic. Romo picks this week to throw everything at Bryant, Manning picks this week to throw everything at Nicks, and Kolb throws everything at Roberts. Talk about a perfect storm of crappiness. :(
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby mzkp54 » Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:07 pm

Screw you Fred Davis- making my find a new TE in 2 leagues right before the playoffs. Selfish jerk
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby Aberfoyle » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:19 am

Thank you to Michael Vick and Jeremy Maclin for coming back from injuries the first week of playoffs and totally screwing me.
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby TaDa » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:44 am

Screw you to Vernon Davis. 1 catch...ah, screw it.
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Re: 2011 Screw You Thread !*#%$ (lets make a list)

Postby DEN » Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:00 pm

Screw Reggie Bush for going over 200 yards against me. What a waste of a bye :-t :~( :~(
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