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Postby slowkidz » Fri Dec 05, 2003 8:57 am

ok...so it's really Dear Abby, but maybe Dihall could clue us in on some of the tougher questions? ;-)

Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby, What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own religion?

Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?

Dear Abby, My 40-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby, Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, but he finally did it.

Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she is going through her mental pause?

Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he IS a doctor. What now?
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Postby nebula » Fri Dec 05, 2003 9:19 am

lol, ;-D
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Postby kashikis » Fri Dec 05, 2003 9:53 am

lol good stuff slow

well dihall, whats the answers? lol
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Postby dihall » Fri Dec 05, 2003 9:56 am

UUGGGHHHH!! :*) Very funny! :-)
Don't ever underestimate the girls!!

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Postby The Super Freak » Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:25 am

LOL
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Postby Homeless » Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:35 am

LOL ;-D
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Postby VHawk15 » Fri Dec 05, 2003 11:29 am

Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.


I want to see her answer on that one.
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Postby Madison » Fri Dec 05, 2003 8:48 pm

Lol. ;-D
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Postby dihall » Sat Dec 06, 2003 7:44 am

I'm speechless...and answerless! :-)
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Postby Purple_Pride » Sat Dec 06, 2003 8:07 am

hahahahahahahaha those are great.
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