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scottaa1 is The Waste King

Postby joejlitz » Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:57 am

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The Waste King is perfect for getting rid of unwanted spammers that linger around the cafe. It has been time proven to grind up the toughest spammers, removing all traces of their unsolicited garbage and can handle over 8,000 pounds of junk and refuse.

- Rated #1 by the leading consumer magazine
- Stainless Steel Grinding Components to Ensure Spam is Gone for Good
- Steel-trap modeled after the Ghostbusters to keep spammers locked away (Ecto Containment Unit not included)
- Eco-friendly: High torque motor with 40-percent faster speed, breaks down spammers into bio-degradable materials that can safely be dumped into lakes, rivers, swamps, etc.
- Thousands of satisfied customers to include John Cougar Mellancamp, Larry Bird, Bobby Knight, Tony Stewart, and Orville Redenbacher
- EZ-mounting system with available attachments for the Ban Hammer.
- Lifetime limited warranty
- Ground shipping to the United States, Canada, and Guatemala. Indiana residents add 22% corn tax.

Congratulations on 8,000 posts, Scott! ;-D
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Re: scottaa1 is The Waste King

Postby scottaa1 » Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:07 am

:-b Nice, Joe. Thanks B-)
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Re: scottaa1 is The Waste King

Postby WaCougMBS » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:47 am

Fantastic! Grats scott ;-D

Pretty much obsessed with getting a 1 HP garbage disposal now for some reason :-b
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Re: scottaa1 is The Waste King

Postby scottaa1 » Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:07 am

I've gotta wonder if EZ-Mount was already there, or if Joe put that in strictly for my benefit O:-)

I think I'm gunna celebrate 8k by goin fishin and grillin brats. ;-D
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Re: scottaa1 is The Waste King

Postby Guru13 » Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:31 am

Good stuff :-b ;-D
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Re: scottaa1 is The Waste King

Postby lmcjaho » Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:52 am

LOL - Am I the only one that glanced at this quickly and thought that there was a new Cafe Icon for reporting/killing spammers?

Grats bro
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