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Re: Doug Martin

Postby moochman » Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:38 pm

scottaa1 wrote:
moochman wrote:I look at him as a RB1 from here on out.


That's how I plan to use him. And if I got him in a dynasty I'm doing a little dance daily. I know I know, he's only just recently exploded. but, while we don't get many Tampa Bay games broadcast in the Midwest the recent clips say plenty. I just want to know, what is his nickname going to be? I've seen Boise Bulldozer and something along the lines of 'Muscle Hamster' which just seems creepily perverse.


I like the Boise Hammer, Dozer, whatever way better than the Muscle Hampster. Anything to do with Hampsters is plain creepy. :-b
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Postby WebHamster » Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:45 pm

moochman wrote:
I like the Boise Hammer, Dozer, whatever way better than the Muscle Hampster. Anything to do with Hampsters is plain creepy. :-b



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Re: Doug Martin

Postby Sex Panther » Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:59 am

I actually own Dougie in a couple leagues.

1 of these league he's on "Kate Upton's Hushand".

So, in honor of Dougie, for your viewing enjoyment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcJScBLIEX4
Kate Upton's Husband - dead
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Yo Soy Fiesta - dead
Old South - champ
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Sex Panther (FF) - dead
Sex Panther (IBL) - dead
Sex Panther (Dynasty) dead
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Re: Doug Martin

Postby octagon999 » Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:23 pm

scottaa1 wrote:
moochman wrote:I look at him as a RB1 from here on out.


That's how I plan to use him. And if I got him in a dynasty I'm doing a little dance daily. I know I know, he's only just recently exploded. but, while we don't get many Tampa Bay games broadcast in the Midwest the recent clips say plenty. I just want to know, what is his nickname going to be? I've seen Boise Bulldozer and something along the lines of 'Muscle Hamster' which just seems creepily perverse.


Thanks to the Cafe guys, I picked him up w/Pick 4 in my Dynasty league and I couldn't be happier. Turned a loss this week to dropping a piano on my opponent. #HappyDance
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Re: Doug Martin

Postby Steadredded Hepchild » Sat Nov 10, 2012 7:03 pm

moochman wrote:
scottaa1 wrote:
moochman wrote:I look at him as a RB1 from here on out.


That's how I plan to use him. And if I got him in a dynasty I'm doing a little dance daily. I know I know, he's only just recently exploded. but, while we don't get many Tampa Bay games broadcast in the Midwest the recent clips say plenty. I just want to know, what is his nickname going to be? I've seen Boise Bulldozer and something along the lines of 'Muscle Hamster' which just seems creepily perverse.


I like the Boise Hammer, Dozer, whatever way better than the Muscle Hampster. Anything to do with Hampsters is plain creepy. :-b

I read an article that said he HATES "Muscle Hamster". And since he is the main reason my teams are dominating lately, I have taken the time to come up with some alternate nicknames/ mottos:

Dougie Style
Dougatron
The Doug Pound
Dig Doug
Who Let The Doug Out
All You Need Is Doug

Yeah, that'll do. I kinda like the first one a lot.
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Re: Wrong Forum!

Postby moochman » Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:52 pm

WebHamster wrote:
moochman wrote:
I like the Boise Hammer, Dozer, whatever way better than the Muscle Hampster. Anything to do with Hampsters is plain creepy. :-b



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One more reason I don't sleep. :-b
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Re: Doug Martin

Postby moochman » Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:56 pm

Steadredded Hepchild wrote:
moochman wrote:
scottaa1 wrote:
That's how I plan to use him. And if I got him in a dynasty I'm doing a little dance daily. I know I know, he's only just recently exploded. but, while we don't get many Tampa Bay games broadcast in the Midwest the recent clips say plenty. I just want to know, what is his nickname going to be? I've seen Boise Bulldozer and something along the lines of 'Muscle Hamster' which just seems creepily perverse.


I like the Boise Hammer, Dozer, whatever way better than the Muscle Hampster. Anything to do with Hampsters is plain creepy. :-b

I read an article that said he HATES "Muscle Hamster". And since he is the main reason my teams are dominating lately, I have taken the time to come up with some alternate nicknames/ mottos:

Dougie Style
Dougatron
The Doug Pound
Dig Doug
Who Let The Doug Out
All You Need Is Doug

Yeah, that'll do. I kinda like the first one a lot.


Since you went as far back as Dig Doug, how about we go a little further. My Favorite Martin?
Playing off of terrible muscle hampster, rally rodent? Which simply underscores how bad is muscle hampster.
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Re: Doug Martin

Postby scottaa1 » Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:21 am

Since he carries the ball for Tampa Bay, how about

The Bay City Hauler

no? :-/
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Re: Doug Martin

Postby scottaa1 » Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:50 am

Steadredded Hepchild wrote:Dougie Style


that's like cali swag district meeets snoop dogg. 'you don't love me, you just love my dougie style'
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Re: Doug Martin

Postby Steadredded Hepchild » Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:04 pm

scottaa1 wrote:
Steadredded Hepchild wrote:Dougie Style


that's like cali swag district meeets snoop dogg. 'you don't love me, you just love my dougie style'

I thought about going with "Snoop Doug". But I have my limits
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