So in 3 days it will be 7 years of us together, FFC. It's been an up and down relationship at times rough - you've cheated me out of few championships, took my cafeholic mug away, gave it up to my best friend.. But that's fair, I wasn't always loyal to you, traded you in for a "real woman" for couple of years and just ignored you. But I've crawled back to you with my heartbroken, clothes torn and Y! Fantasy profile looking like I'm a semi-pro ping-pong player from Cuba (sorry, no more commie jokes)
Anyways, I expect candles, cakes and naked woman! Horay for Cafe - love all of you grumpy Squeelers/Cowgirls/Stinkhawks fans!
Your favorite Russian Cardinals fan from Los Angeles.
Vlad "The Impaler" Putin
is tha man!