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Postby Homeless » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:54 pm

Three women who work in the same office
notice that their female boss has started
leaving work early every day, so one day
they decide that after she leaves, they'll
take off early, too. After all, she never
calls or comes back, so how is she to know?

The brunette is thrilled to get home early.
She does a little gardening, watches a
movie and then goes to bed early.

The redhead is elated to be able to get
in a quick workout at her health club
before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde is also very happy to be home
early, but as she goes upstairs she hears
noises coming from her bedroom. She
quietly opens the door a crack and is
mortified to see her husband in bed with
HER BOSS! Ever so gently, she closes
the door and creeps out of her house.

The next day the brunette and redhead
talk about leaving early again, but when
they ask the blonde if she wants to
leave early also, she exclaims,
"NO WAY! yesterday I almost got caught!"
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Postby zombiez » Tue Dec 09, 2003 11:47 pm

wish I had a girl friend that stupid...lol
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Postby Purple_Pride » Tue Dec 09, 2003 11:55 pm

hahahahahahahaha those girls are the keepers. if you ever get your hands on one, especially a hot blonde, then keep her!!!
"When the truth walks away who is gonna stay? Cause the truth about the world is that crime does pay?"

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Postby kashikis » Wed Dec 10, 2003 8:08 am

Zombiez wrote:wish I had a girl friend that stupid...lol


Amen brother lol
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What the hell.... is goin' on.... in the NFL?!
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Postby M_Zimm_ffc » Wed Dec 10, 2003 10:12 am

I know a couple blondes that stupid...LOL
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Postby The Super Freak » Wed Dec 10, 2003 10:15 am

me too LOL
Moss IS the best WR in the game...
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Postby Roseman » Fri Dec 12, 2003 2:34 pm

M_Zimm wrote:I know a couple blondes that stupid...LOL


Are that hot? are they single??
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Postby DUKE » Fri Dec 12, 2003 3:04 pm

M_Zimm wrote:I know a couple blondes that stupid...LOL

send em' my way B-)
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Postby M_Zimm_ffc » Fri Dec 12, 2003 3:06 pm

Roseman wrote:
M_Zimm wrote:I know a couple blondes that stupid...LOL


Are that hot? are they single??

Yea both, bu have serious boy friends. If they break up I will let you know... ;-D
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Postby DUKE » Fri Dec 12, 2003 3:32 pm

M_Zimm wrote: both serious boy friends

that doesn't matter :-D
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