J.J. Watt is a beast. He is so good that Ray Charles drafted him just by the sound of his tackles. Cornfed White Boy is now defined as a Cornfed Watt Boy. If you were in a dark ally getting jumped by Crips and you could summon the power of a single person, it should be J.J. Watt. Chuck Norris ain't got shit on J.J. Watt. He's often described as the concussion acquisitionator, on account of him acquiring the most amount of concussion giving. He wears an arm brace not for protection of his arm but for protection of someone else's neck. The NRA thinks Watt's arm is dangerous.