Twas the night before Christmas

[nebbie2004]

>>"Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was ******.
>>He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
>>
>>Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
>>I have a good mind to scrap the whole works !

>>I've busted my *** for damn near a year.
>>Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
>>The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
>>The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight
>>
>>Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
>>Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
>>And just when I thought that things would get better
>>Those *******s from the IRS sent me a letter,
>>They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
>>Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
>>
>>And the kids these days--they all are the pits
>>They want the impossible--Those mean little ****s
>>I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
>>Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
>>I made a ton of you yo yo's--No request for them! ,
>>They want computers and robots..they think--I'm IBM !
>>
>>Flying through the air...dodging the trees
>>Falling down chimney's and skinning my knees
>>I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
>>I"ll sit on my fat *** and draw unemployment.
>>
>>There's no Christmas this year, now you know the reason,
>>
>>I found me a blonde.
>>I'm going SOUTH for the season!

[kashikis]

lol, funny

[DUKE]

I've found me a blonde.....I'm going "South" for the season.

now that's an ambiguous statement

[cwebb]

I've found me a blonde.....I'm going "South" for the season.

now that's an ambiguous statement

He's going to Miami to watch the playoffs with the Dolphins?