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Postby deftdelivery » Sat Jan 03, 2004 7:45 pm

KeyShawn: "so how does it feel to be the best WR in the NFL, Randy"

Moss: "it feel great, I mean I be good, I play hard, I go get the--"

KeyShawn: "shutup, you ain't the best WR! Just gimme the damn mic!"
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Postby moochman » Sat Jan 03, 2004 7:45 pm

I know this is off topic, but what a good game to start the playoffs on1 The announcer saga is a never ending parade of self-romoting buffoonery. I like the ESPN guys more than most, because they suckless than most. Don't telt me they blow and should be terminated. there jobs I mean. But tell me who's good out there? What happened to the art of announcing football?
You guys are right on the the lecherous mark though about Milissa Stark. If you have nothing to say, give me the eye candy. tasty.
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Postby hayesb26 » Sat Jan 03, 2004 7:46 pm

Theisman has to be the worst commentator I've ever heard. Berman isn't too bad, I can deal with him but Theisman... ugh
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Postby KingGhidra » Sat Jan 03, 2004 8:14 pm

Canacuna wrote:
M_Zimm wrote:I used to not like Madden but after watching games with these guys and the Fox and CBS crew, Maddan and Micheals are like heaven.


They just need to get Melissa Stark back...

Lisa Guerrero: "How does it feel to see Laveranues Coles again? You two had good chemistry last season."
Patrick Ramsey: "Uhh..."
Guerrero: Repeats the question!

Argh...


Melissa Stark was a better reporter and better looking.
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Postby mannubhai » Sat Jan 03, 2004 8:48 pm

I got lucky .

I was in a local bar..could not hear a word what the TV crew was saying. All I was listening to was to a blonde besides me.
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Postby Guest » Sat Jan 03, 2004 9:12 pm

Canacuna wrote:
M_Zimm wrote:I used to not like Madden but after watching games with these guys and the Fox and CBS crew, Maddan and Micheals are like heaven.


They just need to get Melissa Stark back...

Lisa Guerrero: "How does it feel to see Laveranues Coles again? You two had good chemistry last season."
Patrick Ramsey: "Uhh..."
Guerrero: Repeats the question!

Argh...


LOL She really said that??

She'll be let go at years' end.
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Postby Canacuna » Sat Jan 03, 2004 9:22 pm

It was something like that.

It was against the Jets in the early part of the season - Pennington was still injured.

Ramsey just looked confused and made kind of a BS statement about how Laveranues is a good teammate and such.
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Postby moochman » Sat Jan 03, 2004 9:43 pm

That was hilarious. Wat to do your homework, Lisa. I must admit that she did get better, if you could call it that. Now she asks banal questions just like the rest of them.
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Postby Lushcrush » Sun Jan 04, 2004 11:04 am

I enjoyed McGuires escalation of barb bombs directed towards Theisman last night. And can you freakin blame him? How would you like to work with a doofus know it all like Theisman?
And yes, bring back Melissa Stark ...

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Postby Stingy D » Mon Jan 05, 2004 5:56 am

Melissa Stark was a better reporter and better looking.


All I know is, I am madly in love with Bonnie Bernstein. That woman cannot be any cuter! I'd like to put her on a plate and sop her up with a biscuit.

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