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The Super Freak · by **The Super Freak** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 10:16 am

deftdelivery wrote:Are the ESPN commentators doing the Titans - Ravens game? It's ABC!!! I don't wanna hear these idiots ramble on about the greatness of Eddie George

dude i was thinkin the EXACT same thing i was just about to make a post about it too.....BTW i hate the ESPN sportscastors for Sunday night why don't they just have Stu Scott do it???????

by CC » Mon Jan 05, 2004 5:08 pm

Joe Theismann is by far the worst of the bunch, he has an ongoing feud with Al McGuire, and I'm definetly backing McGuire on this one.

Joe Theismann when he sees any QB make a bad play: What was he thinking. I have a better arm, I was such a great QB, the defences were better and I did more, why wont anyone mention me with Elway and Favre and Montana. I'm better than that guy, bring me out of retirement.

I just want to cock-smack him.

by **Canacuna** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 5:16 pm

The Super Freak wrote:
deftdelivery wrote:Are the ESPN commentators doing the Titans - Ravens game? It's ABC!!! I don't wanna hear these idiots ramble on about the greatness of Eddie George

dude i was thinkin the EXACT same thing i was just about to make a post about it too.....BTW i hate the ESPN sportscastors for Sunday night why don't they just have Stu Scott do it???????

Stu Scott has that weird eye, though. Creeps me out.

...Not to mention his little catch-phrases are annoying enough when you hear them from time to time on SportsCenter. I don't need to listen to them over and over during a three hour game...

by **Stingy D** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 7:31 am

Canacuna wrote:
The Super Freak wrote:
deftdelivery wrote:Are the ESPN commentators doing the Titans - Ravens game? It's ABC!!! I don't wanna hear these idiots ramble on about the greatness of Eddie George

dude i was thinkin the EXACT same thing i was just about to make a post about it too.....BTW i hate the ESPN sportscastors for Sunday night why don't they just have Stu Scott do it???????

Stu Scott has that weird eye, though. Creeps me out.

...Not to mention his little catch-phrases are annoying enough when you hear them from time to time on SportsCenter. I don't need to listen to them over and over during a three hour game...

"Hater in the house!"

Couldn't resist.

--SD

by **recmccl** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 9:10 pm

deftdelivery wrote:KeyShawn: "so how does it feel to be the best WR in the NFL, Randy"

Moss: "it feel great, I mean I be good, I play hard, I go get the--"

KeyShawn: "shutup, you ain't the best WR! Just gimme the damn mic!"

That's a funny statement.

Keyshawn just needs to shut up and play. He's not what he was.

by **TTTBone** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 9:41 pm

Canacuna wrote:It could be worse, I guess. They could bring back Dennis Miller in the booth and bring Eric Dickerson back to the sideline.

I know I'm in the minority here, but thought Miller was hilarious in the booth. It's only football, and if you can't understand the referances, look it up! Guess smart and funny doesn't work for MNF. More like dumb and boring.
Top 10 Miller MNF Quotes:
1) On a shot of Rocket Ismail on his stomach on the sideline getting his hamstring massaged by a trainer: "You know when I was a young man, you didn't see the on-field prostate test."
2) "Hey, I'm excited for halftime. We've got a midget league football game coming up. I think one of the teams is the Bengals."
3) "You know Dan, Al and I went out in the Mall of America the other day at the piercing pagoda and we had our nipples pierced."
4) After Al outlined the playoff implications of the game in the second half: "Albeeno, you're the only one with the brain capacity to suck all that in ... I'm eating a hotdog and Dan is scratching himself."
5) "Ah, the Jefferson Memorial -- a stunning testimonial to TV's beloved Weezie Jefferson."
6) After the sprinklers on the field went off early in the fourth quarter: "Who let the sprinklers out, woo - woo! Who let the sprinklers out, woo - woo!"
7) In reference to a Titans fan wearing a mask with fake blood streaming down it: "Remember, all you kids at home, never pick your own zits."
8) To Dan Fouts, after he mentioned that Bills offensive line coach Carl Mauck was his first center: "Dan, how comfy were you tucking your hands in there?
9) "The new owner of the New York Jets is Woody Johnson. The New England Patriots have a second-year center named Damien Woody. So Al, as is often the case in life, what it's probably gonna come down to is who has the better Woody."
10) "Let's all sleep here, have a jammy party, play all night. Al, pull some of your 45s out, I'll make some Jiffy Pop, we'll dance."

Dickerson sucked.

by **ramsalldaway514** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 10:01 pm

i remember the good old dennis days

by **moochman** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 11:22 am

I thought they pulled the rug out too soon with Dennis Miller. If they would've allowed for him to get comfortable and the country to get a feel for his humor, he would have been great. Problem was he was trying to hard to be funny or obscure, once he settled in and let it flow, it would have been great. I also think it takes the audience a while to catch on the the cadence of an announcer, they were taken by surprise and not ready to think about what he was saying, and too much was getting by them.