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Postby TTTBone » Fri Jan 23, 2004 5:57 pm

Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realized the seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field!

About halfway through the first quarter, Bob noticed an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50-yard line. He decided to take a chance and made his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat.

As he sat down, he asked the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?"

The man replied, "No."

Very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob said to the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Super Bowl and not use it?!"

The man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

"That's really sad," said Bob. "But still, couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A relative or a close friend?"

"No," the man replied. "They're all at the funeral."
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Postby terpfan » Fri Jan 23, 2004 6:02 pm

thats pretty good :-D
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Postby deftdelivery » Fri Jan 23, 2004 6:03 pm

lol now THAT's commitment...
(to football of course) :-b
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Postby Shatner8 » Fri Jan 23, 2004 9:11 pm

LOL........nice thats one committed football fan
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Postby Homeless » Fri Jan 23, 2004 10:33 pm

LMAO !!!
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Postby moochman » Fri Jan 23, 2004 10:34 pm

I don't get it.
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Postby Guttpuppy » Sat Jan 24, 2004 5:39 am

LOL,priorities.
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Postby Roseman » Sat Jan 24, 2004 9:45 am

We all understand his logic Football is a religion you cant miss the Superbowl for anything!!!
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Postby M_Zimm_ffc » Sat Jan 24, 2004 10:07 am

I have heard that before but it is still great...LOL
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Postby zombiez » Sat Jan 24, 2004 11:07 am

sad, very sad
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