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Postby Homeless » Wed Jan 28, 2004 2:22 pm

A dead sperm whale has exploded while being delivered to a research centre near the southwestern city of Tainan.
Passers-by and cars were soaked in blood and body parts were sprayed over a road after the bursting of the whale, which was being carried on a trailer.

The whale had died earlier on a beach and had been collected so its remains could be used for educational purposes.

A marine biologist blamed the explosion on pressure from gases building up in the mammal as it began to decompose.


The whale attracted a lot of onlookers both before and after it exploded.


What a stinking mess - this blood and other stuff that blew out on the road is disgusting, and the smell is really awful

Tainan resident

Several parked cars and pedestrians got covered in blood when it exploded.

Residents and shop owners wore masks while trying to clean up the spilt blood and entrails.

"What a stinking mess. This blood and other stuff that blew out on the road is disgusting, and the smell is really awful," said one resident.



Well what did you think I meant? :-b
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Postby Lushcrush » Wed Jan 28, 2004 2:27 pm

From reading the title of this post, I thought it was gonna be another thread about what rednecks do on their snow days.
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Postby terpfan » Wed Jan 28, 2004 2:37 pm

haha thats sick. by either interpretation. :-P
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Postby DUKE » Wed Jan 28, 2004 2:42 pm

Lushcrush wrote:From reading the title of this post, I thought it was gonna be another thread about what rednecks do on their snow days.
lol :-D
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Postby kashikis » Wed Jan 28, 2004 3:36 pm

that's disgusting...

both versions lol
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Postby M_Zimm_ffc » Wed Jan 28, 2004 3:58 pm

Lushcrush wrote:From reading the title of this post, I thought it was gonna be another thread about what rednecks do on their snow days.

LOL, livin here I wouldn't be surprised...that's sick. :-P
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Postby CKY_ROX » Wed Jan 28, 2004 4:04 pm

hahaha thats gross but strangly funny
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Postby Shatner8 » Wed Jan 28, 2004 4:06 pm

Wow wasnt expecting that by the article name
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Postby Buckychudd » Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:59 am

Just in case you missed the picture.....

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Postby moochman » Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:45 am

I understand that in a follow-up story it was reported that people who were hit with the exploding spewage were panicy over the posibble toxicity of the decaying sperm whale. The possible mass hysteria was averted when the CDC instructed those affected that the sperm whale spewage was actually healthy and good for their skin, being that it consists primarily of protein.
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