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Postby Dazedncnfz » Wed Jan 28, 2004 5:45 pm

John Madden was in Chicago to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near the Bears' bench. He asked a nearby player what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God. John asked if he could use it. The player told him, "Sure, but it will cost you $100.00." John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck. I could use some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid the
$100.00. John's picks were perfect that week.

The next week, John was in Texas when he noticed that same kind of phone on the Cowboys' bench. He asked what the telephone was for and was told "It's a hotline to God, if you want to use it, it will cost you $500.00." Recalling last weekend, John pulled out his wallet and made the call. John's picks were perfect again that week!

The next weekend John was in New England at Gillette Stadium when he noticed the same kind of phone by the Patriots' bench. He asked Tom Brady, "Is that the hotline to God?" Tom said, "yes but it will cost you 50 cents". John looked incredulously at Tom and said, '"Wait a second, I just paid $100.00 in Chicago and $500.00 in Texas to use the same phone to God!" "Why does New England only charge 50 cents"?

Tom looked at John and replied, "In New England Bill Belichick is a local call" ;-D
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Postby Guttpuppy » Wed Jan 28, 2004 5:55 pm

I'll give Bill his props but I'm soooo hoping the Cats whoop them. :-)
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Postby VHawk15 » Wed Jan 28, 2004 5:57 pm

Heh, I'm sure the Pats fans at the Cafe will love that one.
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Postby deftdelivery » Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:05 pm

Ahhh I've heard that same joke, but with Duke and Carolina
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Postby TTTBone » Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:07 pm

Halas, Lombardi, Shula, Landry, Noll, Belichick...?
One of these things is not like the other...


(pending 1/28/04) :-b
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:16 pm

TTTBone wrote:Halas, Lombardi, Shula, Landry, Noll, Belichick...?
One of these things is not like the other...


(pending 1/28/04) :-b



you can't leave Walsh out of that group....
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Postby TTTBone » Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:33 pm

Dazedncnfz wrote:
TTTBone wrote:Halas, Lombardi, Shula, Landry, Noll, Belichick...?
One of these things is not like the other...


(pending 1/28/04) :-b



you can't leave Walsh out of that group....


And maybe not Gibbs (124-60-0 regular season record, 16-5-0 in post-season)
Hiya, King, Terp, and Rose. ;-D
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Postby CKY_ROX » Wed Jan 28, 2004 7:08 pm

haha, i really want to shut upall the brady and billicheck talk wiht a whopping on the pats by the cats
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Postby terpfan » Wed Jan 28, 2004 8:07 pm

TTTBone wrote:
Dazedncnfz wrote:
TTTBone wrote:Halas, Lombardi, Shula, Landry, Noll, Belichick...?
One of these things is not like the other...


(pending 1/28/04) :-b



you can't leave Walsh out of that group....


And maybe not Gibbs (124-60-0 regular season record, 16-5-0 in post-season)
Hiya, King, Terp, and Rose. ;-D

good man. ;-D
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Postby Purple_Pride » Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:25 pm

TTTBone wrote:
Dazedncnfz wrote:
TTTBone wrote:Halas, Lombardi, Shula, Landry, Noll, Belichick...?
One of these things is not like the other...


(pending 1/28/04) :-b



you can't leave Walsh out of that group....


And maybe not Gibbs (124-60-0 regular season record, 16-5-0 in post-season)
Hiya, King, Terp, and Rose. ;-D


or steve spurrier????
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