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Postby slowkidz » Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:20 pm

> >>Q: What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
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> >>A: A genealogist looks up the family tree, and a gynecologist looks up
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> >>the family bush.
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> >>Q: What do Disney World & VIAGRA have in common?
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> >>A: They both make you wait an hour for a five minute ride.
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> >>Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
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> >>A: A pick pocket snatches watches.
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> >>Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
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> >>A: It's not hard.
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> >>Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the ...blonde, brunette or a
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> >>redhead?
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> >>A: The blonde -- she's eighteen.
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> >>Q: Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
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> >>A: Because it might lead to dancing.
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> >>Q: What is the difference between women and computers?
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> >>A: A woman will not take a 3.5 inch floppy.
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> >>Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
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> >>A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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> >>Q: Why are New Yorkers always depressed?
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> >>A: The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.
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Postby Homeless » Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:31 pm

Q: Why are New Yorkers always depressed?
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> >>A: The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.


LOL ;-D
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Postby Shatner8 » Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:47 pm

Slowkidz wrote:
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> >>Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
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> >>A: It's not hard.
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LOL, that ones good
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Postby DUKE » Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:48 pm

a pickpocket snatches watches
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Postby Mercer Boy » Thu Jan 29, 2004 2:04 pm

Those were all f'ing great. Good find Slow! ;-D
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Postby mannubhai » Thu Jan 29, 2004 2:33 pm

Hillarious..Good find Slow ;-D
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Postby CKY_ROX » Thu Jan 29, 2004 4:28 pm

haha nice find slow
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