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Postby slowkidz » Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:11 am

A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High School won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to the alarmist practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "Dihydrogen monoxide."
And for plenty of good reasons, since it can:

1. cause excessive sweating and vomiting

2. it is a major component in acid rain

3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state

4. accidental inhalation can kill you.

5. it contributes to erosion

6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes

7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical Dihydrogen, monoxide. Forty-three said yes, six were undecided, and only one knew that the chemical was… water.

The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?" The conclusion is obvious.
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Postby M_Zimm_ffc » Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:28 am

LMAO, that's great.
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Postby DUKE » Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:05 am

very cool B-)
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Postby Shatner8 » Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:51 am

Haha, the stupidity of some people( although i wouldnt have guessed it either)
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Postby Mercer Boy » Fri Jan 30, 2004 4:18 pm

As a chemist who answers similarly stupid questions for customers, I can totally believe it.
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Postby deftdelivery » Fri Jan 30, 2004 4:19 pm

lol...that's cuz you never hear it calle DiHydrogen Monoxide...lol
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Postby Homeless » Fri Jan 30, 2004 6:34 pm

So lets ban the stuff then !!

Who's with me ? :-b
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Postby CKY_ROX » Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:51 pm

haha hid vote to ban it
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Postby moochman » Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:17 pm

That's why I always have my water pre-boiled, preferibly into an alcohol based substance so as to further elininate the toxic affects of the poisonous Dihydrogen monoxide.
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Postby Roseman » Sat Jan 31, 2004 1:41 pm

That was funny just goes to show you that people believe what ever you tell!!!
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