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Postby mannubhai » Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:44 am

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the
ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to
place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. However one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots."
He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks."
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots..
"Now take off my skirt."
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra."
Again with trembling hands he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties."
By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, I'll fire you on the spot
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Postby Shatner8 » Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:50 am

LOL Nice ;-D
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Postby DUKE » Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:54 am

lol....very funny Manny :-D
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Postby slowkidz » Fri Jan 30, 2004 11:26 am

hehehe :-B
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Postby Homeless » Fri Jan 30, 2004 12:20 pm

LMAO !!!

Great ;-D
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Postby deftdelivery » Fri Jan 30, 2004 4:17 pm

ahahahaha

Got me :-b
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Postby CKY_ROX » Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:58 pm

ahha it was funny
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Postby KingGhidra » Sat Jan 31, 2004 5:36 am

That was good, took me off guard.
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Postby Purple_Pride » Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:22 am

HAHAHAHA i was wondering where that was going. nice twist. ;-D
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Postby moochman » Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:34 pm

Great stuff, Manny. I though I had inadvertently wandered onto the Penthouse forum site! 8-o
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