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Postby slowkidz » Fri Jan 30, 2004 12:24 pm

Dear Captain,
I'm sure you get this a lot, but I have woman problems. I started seeing this girl and I like her, but I feel she's moving the relationship to higher levels of commitment way too fast. How do I fend her off without losing my nookie ticket?
--Nick, Chicago

A. Dear Nick,

Affairs of the heart are beset with landmines that can be easily triggered. You wish to walk a fine line between "commitment" and "noncommitment." Either way, the word "commitment" is involved, albeit one is in a "non" form.

I am sure your lady-friend has heard the expression "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" At first, this seems like an odd expression, but if you replace some of the words in it, it can take on a whole new meaning! For example, replace the word "buy" with "commit to a loving relationship with" and exchange "milk" with "sex." See, things begin to take shape now. To finish the expression-conversion, go ahead and replace "the cow" with "a girl."

Let's look at our new expression, now: "Why commit to a loving relationship with a girl when you can get the sex for free?" Now, let's replace "free" with "50 bucks." Fifty dollars doesn't seem like too large of a commitment, does it?


Good Luck!

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Postby Homeless » Fri Jan 30, 2004 12:26 pm

$50.00 is a bargain in the long run.
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Postby Roseman » Fri Jan 30, 2004 3:58 pm

If it is only 50 bucks then I dont know if you really want that girl!!!

even the pros in Nevada will cost you more than that!!!


Not speaking from experience but I seen the flyers when I was in LV
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Postby mannubhai » Fri Jan 30, 2004 3:59 pm

Roseman wrote:Not speaking from experience but I seen the flyers when I was in LV


Ahh Haa...guilty consicous. :-B
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Postby zombiez » Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:37 pm

Homeless wrote:$50.00 is a bargain in the long run.
....agreed...well worth it homey.... ;-D
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Postby CKY_ROX » Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:41 pm

hahah what wierd advice
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Postby moochman » Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:28 pm

So now we know what Captain Ribman does when he is not pimping! And $50 a throw? I have no idea what kind of girl that would get you...honest, I really have no idea ;-7
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Postby Roseman » Sat Jan 31, 2004 2:27 pm

mannubhai wrote:
Roseman wrote:Not speaking from experience but I seen the flyers when I was in LV


Ahh Haa...guilty consicous. :-B


No, I just know how the guys around here think!!!!
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