A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese therapist, Dr. Chang, so she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crows." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and crawl reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was nstructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now crawl reery, reery fass back to me." So she did..
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf dates." Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your butt."