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Postby mannubhai » Mon Feb 02, 2004 4:44 pm

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the
bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:"Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kiss your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
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Postby fntsyrookie » Mon Feb 02, 2004 4:53 pm

OUCH!!! :~(
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Postby CKY_ROX » Mon Feb 02, 2004 4:55 pm

hahah that sucks for hm
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Postby Roseman » Mon Feb 02, 2004 8:46 pm

Talk about bad luck!!!!
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Postby terpfan » Mon Feb 02, 2004 10:21 pm

LMAO! wow that would suck...
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Postby Canadian Seahawk » Mon Feb 02, 2004 10:53 pm

all of the above
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Postby DUKE » Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:59 am

hilarious :-b : "be strong honey" :-D
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Postby moochman » Tue Feb 03, 2004 10:05 am

Wow you just revealed next year's Vasoline SuperBowl commercial!
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Postby Homeless » Tue Feb 03, 2004 2:03 pm

LOL ;-D
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Postby kashikis » Tue Feb 03, 2004 2:13 pm

damn sucks to be that guy
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