awwchrist wrote:I'd use my wife's computer to break the record but I'm afraid she'd have my ass in a sling if I tried to explain to her that I wanted to set the record on some dumb webpage for longest continual click and didn't want to commit my computer to it.
However, I think I just set the record for longest sentence.
That inspired me to google "world's longest sentence". Eventually I came to a linguist site that declared that a sentence length can be infinitely long...
However, i came across this site with some "interesting" factoids. A few examples.
http://www.geocities.com/colosseum/sideline/3746/facts.html wrote:The germs present in human faeces can pass through up to ten layers of toilet paper.
Several well documented instances have been reported of extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still sitting on them. The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out.
Henry II was murdered by his homosexual lover, who pushed a red hot poker 0.5 metres up his rectum.
A woman who had recently visited South America, where she had safaried in local rainforest, began to experience severe pains in her left ear, accompanied by headaches, dizziness and constant rustling sounds, at first put down to tinnitis. It became so serious that exploratory surgery was required, which revealed that a spider had become trapped in her ear. Eventually it had eaten through her eardrum and was living within the aural cavity. The rustling sounds were from the spider crawling around inside her skull. An egg sac was also removed...
Those aren't even the ones with the diclaimer.