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Postby mannubhai » Tue Feb 10, 2004 8:35 am

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, "You appear
to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you
would like to ask me about?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my
wife, the first time I am usually hot and sweaty, and then,
after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually cold
and chilly." The doctor thought about this then moved on to the man's wife.

After examining the his elderly wife, the doctor said, "Everything
appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you
would like to discuss with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then asked: "Your husband had an unusual concern.
He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex
the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the
second time. Do you know why?"

"Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the
first time is usually around July and the second time is
usually in December."
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Postby Canadian Seahawk » Tue Feb 10, 2004 8:41 am

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......all to familar lately :-t ,,,I think the only way I'll get it again is if I say ok to another one. :-o
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Postby Strider » Tue Feb 10, 2004 10:02 am

ohhh my gosh that poor old man!!! :~(
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Postby KingGhidra » Tue Feb 10, 2004 10:15 am

Canadian Seahawk wrote:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......all to familar lately :-t ,,,I think the only way I'll get it again is if I say ok to another one. :-o


Don't give in! You show the old lady who's the man of the house (hopefully it's you).
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Postby Homeless » Tue Feb 10, 2004 11:47 am

LOL, oh the joys of married life :-b
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Postby CKY_ROX » Tue Feb 10, 2004 6:33 pm

im neverr gunna marry, unlerss i find a hot chick and mary rich ( that is my dream)
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Postby deftdelivery » Tue Feb 10, 2004 6:39 pm

sounds completely secular! woo hoo!
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Postby Roseman » Tue Feb 10, 2004 9:34 pm

Strider wrote:ohhh my gosh that poor old man!!! :~(


It his age it might take that long to get it up again!!!!
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Postby hayesb26 » Tue Feb 10, 2004 10:19 pm

lmao @ Rosey! :-B
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Postby zombiez » Tue Feb 10, 2004 10:52 pm

LMAO......reminds me of a conversation two old guys I work with had the other day(one is 71 and one 66) the 71 year old said his doctor told him, if you have any doubts at all about your fart, go to the bathroom.....and if you get a hard on, use it, even if your by yourself....lol
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