KingGhidra's Misc. Guest Name wrote:9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
I'm a little bit of a germ-o-phobe and somewhat paranoid as to what my friends might do to my food if I leave the table...
Misc. Guest wrote:12. Sniffle incessantly.
I have a cold though, so that doesn't count, right?
... wrote:19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
I've done that a few times. Knock knock jokes are tough...
... wrote:34. Drum on every available surface.
...Only when I'm bored.
... wrote:41. Set alarms for random times.
6:41 on weekdays, 9:38 on weekends.