What's In a Name?

[Canacuna]

Here's a little something from the Kabalarian Philosophy.

A name is the unique part of language that is attached to you by your parents. With the study of the Kabalarian Philosophy, you will be able to reduce any name to a mathematical formula based upon the letters in the name. This formula is the means through which qualities of intelligence are brought into form through the individual mind.

Anyway, click here to find out what your name means, or something... Scroll to the bottom and type in your name.

[Mercer Boy]

Well, that was enlightening...just the same old generality of pretty much every person given to you as to say, "Wow, I'm just like that!" Where do I sign up to drink the Kool-Aid?

[sinnlos26]

I agree with mercer- noting to be excited about.

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dont these people have anything else they could be doing?

[sinnlos26]

oh look, there's that blunt sarcasm they were talking about

[CKY_ROX]

haha thats fun cause you think its so personlaized, but its really not

[NittanyLions]

i dominate everyone apparantly

i risk my health to have success and im overconfident and dont listen to others

i sound like hitler

and yo mercer-i hope youre not making fun of the pens-ill have to beat you down
the new contract will make it all better though, mwahahah the pens will be back!

[Mercer Boy]

Wasn't really making fun of them, just sarcasm as to my horrible dismay over their season. I love watching the Penguins, and I still cheer for them. I'm just hoping we can pull an Ottawa and have a great team in a few years (assuming there is an NHL and a Pittsburgh team).

[NittanyLions]

i think the pens will be around...but i cant guarantee the NHL...weve got a team of good young players but as soon as they show promise we cant afford them
i really hope it all works out but the nhl is just losing way too much money right now