Among other things this site has caused this year, my runny nose, constipation, gingivitis, bunions, headaches, toothaches, polio, scoliosis, rabies, sore foot, smallpox, hemroids, jock itch, poison ivy and oak, mad cow disease, flu, common cold, insomnia, autophobia, lactose intolerance, nearsightedness, strep throat, mononucleosis, ineptitude, diarhea, water retention, heartburn, heart murmurs, post traumatic stress syndrome, and general overall drunkiness and laziness.
