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Postby DUKE » Wed Mar 10, 2004 1:19 pm

A Dolphin comedy act
March 10, 2004

Deep in the Dolphins front office ...

Coach Dave Wannstedt: Everything's gone so wrong in free agency, we need a plan. Let's make a list of which linemen we want.

General Manager Rick Spielman: I just did. Listen up. Who's our center, What's our right guard and our right tackle is ... I Don't Know.

Wannstedt: We better decide.

Spielman: I just told you.

Wannstedt: Told me what?

Spielman: The guys we need.

Wannstedt: OK, tell me.

Spielman: It starts with Who.

Wannstedt: Why are you asking me? Am I the personnel guy again?

Spielman: I'm telling you Who's our center.

Wannstedt: Who?

Spielman: Yes.

Wannstedt: Who's the guy?

Spielman: Right.

Wannstedt: WHO IS OUR CENTER?

Spielman: That's our man.

Wannstedt: Who?

Spielman: Yes.

(Pause as both stare at each other.)

Wannstedt: OK, let's back up a second and ask something we didn't with Damion McIntosh. Who can pass a physical?

Spielman: Yes.

Wannstedt: Who can?

Spielman: I think so.

Wannstedt: Who?

Spielman: OK, you got me. I'm not sure. Don't call a news conference just yet.

Wannstedt: What?

Spielman: No question he can.

Wannstedt: Can what?

Spielman: Can pass a physical.

Wannstedt: Who can?

Spielman: Haven't we gone over that?

Wannstedt: I don't know.

Spielman: I'm not sure about him, either.

Wannstedt: Who?

Spielman: I Don't Know.

Wannstedt: What?

Spielman: Can we discuss one player at a time?

(Pause as both stare at each other.)

Wannstedt: Look, we need to find some linemen. Right?

Spielman: Desperately.

Wannstedt: OK, so who gets the big signing bonus?

Spielman: I Don't Know.

Wannstedt: Isn't that your job?

Spielman: Always back to the job thing, huh?

Wannstedt: Look, our quarterback -- whoever it is -- will get killed if we don't get some protection.

Spielman: We'll only get so far with a Jay Fiedler.

Wannstedt: A.J. is Feeley.

Spielman: I said, "a Jay Fiedler."

Wannstedt: And I said it's "A.J. Feeley."

Spielman: "a Jay Fiedler."

Wannstedt: A.J. Feeley.

Spielman: Do we have to argue over who the quarterback is again today?

Wannstedt: What?

Spielman: Not him again.

Last edited by DUKE on Wed Mar 10, 2004 1:22 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby Canadian Seahawk » Wed Mar 10, 2004 1:22 pm

in english,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,PRICLESS!!! ;-D

nice find thx.
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Postby NittanyLions » Wed Mar 10, 2004 2:53 pm

LOL...oh man and the sad thing is that its the truth :-)
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Postby Poobah » Wed Mar 10, 2004 2:53 pm

Nice riff on the old Abbott and Costello there..... ;-D
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Postby kashikis » Wed Mar 10, 2004 2:56 pm

Great adaptation to the Dolphin's organization, very funny.


The original is still better though :-b
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Postby terpfan » Wed Mar 10, 2004 4:21 pm

haha thats pretty good. :-B
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Postby JrcWy » Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:15 pm

I'm laughing on the outside but crying on the inside. The truth hurts when you are a dolphins fan. :-/
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Postby sinnlos26 » Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:17 pm

lol yeah, theyve got some wrinkles they need ironed out
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Postby hayesb26 » Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:19 pm

haha nice post duke! true too :-B
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Postby Free Bagel » Wed Mar 10, 2004 6:19 pm

Lol, that was great.

Thanks for the inside info, somehow it doesn't surprise me :p
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