Turd Trifecta?

[Canacuna]

After their signing yesterday of classic underachiever DE Lorenzo Bromell (6 games played in 2003 with a whopping 2 sacks), we hear that the Giants today were doing the meet and greet with recently released Seattle DT Norman Hand. Hand, who also played a grand total of 6 games in 2003 (and fell down enough to get in the way for 10 tackles) is being heavily courted by the Giants, who under new Coach Tom Coughlin seem bent on having a Turd Trifecta on the D-Line this year -- Bromell, Hand and early free agent signee/Who In The Hell Were They Bidding Against? DT Fred Robbins (who was pulling splinters out of his butt while playing for his former team the Vikings in 2003).

[MCG321]

If the Dayne Train decides to stop actually getting in shape, they chould toss him on the DL.