Oh my f'ing lord.
I hadn't even finished reading this, and I am laughing my ass off! This is by far the funniest thing you have posted tonight, CC. There isn't even one thing that I can point out as the funniest; the whole damn thing is just brilliant.
I made a copy of this so I can show everyone in the lab tomorrow. They are going to appreciate this. They know how tough these tests were in school. I would say this test was fairly hard because of the explanation involved in a lot of the questions. Chemistry is not an easy subject to learn or write about coherently. Questions involving math are much easier to solve. Then there are classes like Organic Chemistry which require complete rote memorization of about 100 reactions, most of which you are required to use to turn base substances like ethanol or hexane into larger molecules on tests. All this being said, I was quite happy with my 3.0 major GPA in Chemistry.
I can honestly say that I could only answer about 25% of this with any certainty at this point. Had I been learning the material at hand though, I'm sure I could have done, well, much better than this guy.
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