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Postby Mercer Boy » Fri Apr 09, 2004 5:20 am

OKEECHOBEE, Fla. - An obese inmate was caught hiding crack cocaine in a cigar holder under a roll of fat beneath his stomach, jail officials said Wednesday.

Another inmate told jail officials that 6-foot-2 Jonathan Wilson, who weighs 350 pounds, had the drugs, according to an Okeechobee County sheriff's report.

A deputy was unable to find any drugs on 27-year-old Wilson in a strip search, the Daily Okeechobee News reported. But a second search "located a small brown cylinder that is used to carry cigars concealed in a fat roll at the bottom of inmate Wilson's stomach," the report said.

The tube contained about 1.9 grams of suspected cocaine.

Jailed on sale and possession of cocaine charges, Wilson faces an additional charge for introduction of contraband into a detention facility.
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Postby awwchrist » Fri Apr 09, 2004 9:41 am

hmm..that's where i usually find cheetos...not vials of cocaine.
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Postby Roseman » Fri Apr 09, 2004 11:14 am

Feel kind of sorry for the guard that had to strip search the dude
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Postby sinnlos26 » Fri Apr 09, 2004 11:21 am

well the guard did choose his line of work...
anyway, thats disgusting. :-t not just the cocaine, the obesity part. I cannot stand seeing fat people, fat being over 300 pounds with no reasonable explanation for being that size (linebackers need their weight... theyre exempt, and at least they get exercise) :-[ Obesity disgusts me more than about anything; i dont understand how people can let loose and not do anything to stop that. i guess its a "pet peeve" of mine :-?

then again, be being barely 120 pounds, and having been under 100 until last year (im a freshamn in HS)... ive always held fat people in a different aspect...

sorry to rant, but fatness makes my blood boil :-t
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Postby Homeless » Fri Apr 09, 2004 12:05 pm

LOL @ Sinolas :-b
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Postby DUKE » Fri Apr 09, 2004 12:13 pm

For some old schoolers, this could easily lead to a "Beeg Mon" reference.
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Postby NittanyLions » Fri Apr 09, 2004 12:15 pm

lol WOW sinnlos...

I agree I wouldnt want to search the guy :-P
this guy must be a major addict
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Postby kashikis » Fri Apr 09, 2004 12:53 pm

DUKE wrote:For some old schoolers, this could easily lead to a "Beeg Mon" reference.


DA BEEG MON!!!

lmao nice one duke
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Postby terpfan » Fri Apr 09, 2004 1:04 pm

kashikis wrote:
DUKE wrote:For some old schoolers, this could easily lead to a "Beeg Mon" reference.


DA BEEG MON!!!

lmao nice one duke

hahaha whatever happened to that guy anyway :-?
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Postby fntsyrookie » Fri Apr 09, 2004 1:09 pm

terpfan wrote:
kashikis wrote:
DUKE wrote:For some old schoolers, this could easily lead to a "Beeg Mon" reference.


DA BEEG MON!!!

lmao nice one duke

hahaha whatever happened to that guy anyway :-?


LOL...DA BEEG MON!!! Haven't seen or heard anything in a long while. Definitely a cafe classic. :-)
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