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Poor Jesse Palmer

Postby Flux » Fri Apr 09, 2004 12:05 pm

Things You'd Never Say to Jesse Palmer - from TBDSSP

The Best Damn Sports Show Period has some 'Things You'd Never Say' to Jesse Palmer:

Hey, Jesse, congratulations on being the Bachelor. I heard the only reason you got the job was because Kerry Collins was injured.
Hey, Jesse, some advice. When the women ask you where you spend most of your time, don't say at the bottom of the NFC East.

Hey, Jesse, I hear the show sends you on romantic dates to places you've never been before. Like where? The end zone?

Hey, Jesse, I hear you want to get married when you have some free time. May I suggest any Sunday next fall?

Hey, Jesse, I saw your selections. Quick question: were you trying to pick your future wife ... or your offensive line?
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Postby NittanyLions » Fri Apr 09, 2004 12:20 pm

LOL those are good ;-D

That show can be hilarious :-b
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Postby terpfan » Fri Apr 09, 2004 12:44 pm

LMAO good stuff.. ;-D
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Postby TheHeat24 » Fri Apr 09, 2004 12:46 pm

definetly the best part of that show
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Postby sinnlos26 » Fri Apr 09, 2004 3:10 pm

HAHA i see that show sometimes... i like it ;-D
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