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Postby Canacuna » Sat Apr 10, 2004 1:22 am

Democrat and Chronicle.com wrote:A Wayne County woman has been sentenced to three years in prison for setting a friend on fire in a consensual foreplay act.

Darlene Humby, 27, of Newark was sentenced when she pleaded guilty to second-degree assault in connection with the Dec. 12 incident at her home, said Wayne County District Attorney Richard Healy. If convicted after a trial, Humby could have faced up to seven years in prison.

Healy said Humby set the victim’s shirt on fire; lighter fluid may have been involved, but there was not much left of the two shirts the victim was wearing to confirm that.

“She didn’t try to injure him,” Healy said. “It was reckless assault. They were friends and it ignited. He was burned quite severely on his face, arms, neck and torso.”

The 32-year-old victim, who was not identified, suffered second- and third-degree burns. He spent two weeks in Strong Memorial Hospital’s burn unit and required two skin grafts, Healy said.


I'm glad I read that before I got myself into some trouble... ;-7
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Postby awwchrist » Sat Apr 10, 2004 1:42 am

You mean I have to start worrying about the burning sensation before sex?
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Postby Roseman » Sat Apr 10, 2004 9:13 am

Hey I am all for the kinky stuff but cant say that I am a big fan of being lit on fire.........what the **** were these people thinking
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Postby Homeless » Sat Apr 10, 2004 10:00 am

awwchrist wrote:You mean I have to start worrying about the burning sensation before sex?


LOL ;-D
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Postby sinnlos26 » Sat Apr 10, 2004 10:05 am

LOL @ aww ;-D

i guess that gives new meaning to a burning, firey passion :-?

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Postby NittanyLions » Sat Apr 10, 2004 12:30 pm

awwchrist wrote:You mean I have to start worrying about the burning sensation before sex?


LOL

wow, stupid people :-B
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Postby moochman » Sun Apr 11, 2004 2:34 am

Well that's different. When I have that kind of foreplay with women, they usually just nail me with the pepper spray!
No, wait a minute...they said consensual foreplay didn't they...nevermind.
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