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Postby Guttpuppy » Fri Jan 03, 2003 8:11 am

OK so this guy used to be a Steeler,back when he was good.He's real high & mighty after stuffing Warrick Dunn last week.I mean c'mon,who can't stop Dunn when he's running right at you with nowhere else to go.So anyway,Holmes waits until the Jets secured them a playoff spot,then he gets on the horn,callin' right across the state-line.He called "friends" such as Bettis,Ward,Burress,& Flowers to jaw at them about not being able to win a third time along with other meaningless gibberish.The Steelers,realizing no big threat,just shrugged him off,kinda like the Bus will do to him on Sunday.Holmes goes to bed thinking he is Dick "Fricking" Butkus or something...Next morning he arises full of himself as usual & realizes...Hey,this game's in Pittsburgh.So he calls the same guys again begging for tickets,Hahaha,some nerve.

If it were me,I would promise him tickets then when his family goes to pick'em up at a predetermined location...NO tickets!!!They are stranded in downtown Pittsburgh on the outside,lookin' in.Wearing Browns gear none the less.Hahaha,now that would be funny.

Screw you Holmes,Jerome is a lot harder to bring down than Dunn.
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Postby slowkidz » Fri Jan 03, 2003 10:35 am

touchy touchy....did someone forget to take their flea medication this morning? :-[
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Postby Homeless » Fri Jan 03, 2003 11:07 am

:-) :-) I prescribe chunky soup and a flea collar for this condition.
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Postby Guttpuppy » Fri Jan 03, 2003 11:15 am

Anything but the soup...don't put me in a Chunk Funk.LOL. :-B
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Postby slowkidz » Fri Jan 03, 2003 11:25 am

LOL!! Too late my fine furry friend...It appears the die has been cast. Maybe we should call u the Chunk Funk Pupp from here out!!! hehehe
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Postby Dazedncnfz » Fri Jan 03, 2003 5:34 pm

Im only posting here to tell you, you guys are makeing me LMAO!!
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Postby slowkidz » Sat Jan 04, 2003 11:33 am

Look out!! Its da Chunk Funk Pup!
huh!
Everybody, Everybody!
Its da Chunk Funk Pup!
He growls and barks, but he eats his soup!
huh!
Its da Chunk Funk Pup!!!
Everybody, Everybody!!!
The Chunk Funk Pup!!!!!!

(kinda makes ya feel like dancin, doesn't it? :-B )
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