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Postby SiouxCitySavages » Sat Jan 04, 2003 12:19 pm

What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and the Taliban?

The Taliban has a running game..
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Postby SiouxCitySavages » Sat Jan 04, 2003 12:20 pm

Why doesn't Akron have a professional football team?....

Because, then Cleveland would want one too.
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Postby slowkidz » Sat Jan 04, 2003 12:23 pm

funny....although we usually hold that kind of banter for the bungles...but like any mediocre yeller-stripe, feel free to copy them! hehehehehehe
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Postby SiouxCitySavages » Sat Jan 04, 2003 12:24 pm

What do the Browns have in common with opossums?

They both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Postby SiouxCitySavages » Sat Jan 04, 2003 12:26 pm

Bungles, Browns...what's the diff.? I got hundreds of em'
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Postby slowkidz » Sat Jan 04, 2003 12:30 pm

A Browns fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Pittsburgh Steeler fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their obnoxious yellow and black colors.
He would swerve his van as if to hit them and then he would swerve back on the road.
One day, as the van driver was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over.
He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give Mass at St. Joseph's Church, about five miles down the road!", replied the priest.
"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!"
The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road.
Suddenly the driver saw a Steelers fan walking down the road and instinctively he swerved as if to hit him, but just in time he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the idiot.
Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he still heard a loud "THUD."
Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors, and he didn't see anything.
Then he remembered the priest and he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit that Pittsburgh Steeler fan."
"That's okay," replied the priest. "I got the b#$%ard with the door!"
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Postby Homeless » Sat Jan 04, 2003 12:30 pm

;-D :-) ;-D :-) Hahaha
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Postby slowkidz » Sat Jan 04, 2003 12:34 pm

So this Steelers fan goes to the dentist. He has his headphones on. The dentist decides that he needs to see the steelers fan the following day for an operation. The dentist also asks the steelers fan to remove the headphones. The fan screams "No, no, I can't take them off or I'll die."
The following day, the Steelers fan comes in for the operation. He is again asked to remove his headphones, but it is met with the same response The anaesthetist puts the fan unconscious for the operation. The dentist and the anaesthetist, in their curiousity remove the headphones. The steelers fan collapses and dies. The dentist picks the headphones up to his ears and listens. He hears a voice saying "Breathe in, Breathe Out, Breathe in, Breathe Out..."
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Postby SiouxCitySavages » Sat Jan 04, 2003 12:36 pm

hahahah....lmao
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Postby slowkidz » Sat Jan 04, 2003 12:36 pm

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered."
The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded."
The fourth one says, " I prefer Steeler fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and bums are interchangeable."
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