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by **slowkidz** » Sat Jan 04, 2003 4:25 pm

What do you say to a Steeler during the offseason?

"Can I have a Big Mac!"

by **slowkidz** » Sat Jan 04, 2003 4:27 pm

Simon the Steeler fan is walking his dog one day, when he sees an old lamp. He bends down to pick it up, and starts to rub it to clean it. Suddenly, a genie appears, and says
"I am the cut price genie. I grant but one wish"
Simon thinks for a while, and then says
"Make my dog, Suzie, win the West Hampton Dog Show!"
The genie looks at Suzie, and says
"Don't be stupid, look at the thing. Its mangy, its got fleas, its got a bit missing from one ear, it limps and it smells. I might be a genie, but I'm not a bloody miracle worker"
"Alright then", says Simon " Make Pittsburgh win the Super Bowl!!"
The genie stops for a moment, then says
"Lets have another look at that dog again"

by **slowkidz** » Sat Jan 04, 2003 4:28 pm

How many Pittsburgh fans does it take to change a light bulb?

Both of them.

by **slowkidz** » Sat Jan 04, 2003 4:30 pm

What is the difference between Cheerios and the Steelers... Cheerios belongs in a bowl.

by **SiouxCitySavages** » Sat Jan 04, 2003 4:31 pm

You know why a dollar bill is better than the Browns?

you can get four quarters outta dollar

by **slowkidz** » Sat Jan 04, 2003 4:35 pm

Announcement from P.A. system at Heinz Field: Will the parents who lost your eleven kids here at the stadium please come get them? They are leading the Steelers 14-0.

by **slowkidz** » Sat Jan 04, 2003 4:37 pm

Did you hear that someone purchased the Pittsburgh Steelers and is going to move them to Alaska? They are going to rename them the Arctic Chokes.

by **slowkidz** » Sat Jan 04, 2003 4:47 pm

And to leave today on a positive note...

You know you're a Pittsburgh Steeler fan when:

- You have the entire WWF slurpie cup collection proudly displayed on a shelf in your trailer.
- You think that canned meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
- Your home has more miles on it than your car.
- You think safe sex is a padded headboard.
- The only time you wear a suit, you hear the words "Will the defendant please rise!"
- You let your twelve year old daughter smoke at the dinner table, in front of her kids.
- You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet Ms. Right.
- Your Junior and Senior prom had a daycare.
- You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

by **SiouxCitySavages** » Sat Jan 04, 2003 4:49 pm

Good one there Slow.....that was low....but a goody

by **slowkidz** » Sat Jan 04, 2003 4:57 pm

lol! I thought you'd like it!

Wow...nearly 80 posts in all with this thread!!! Has to be a cafe record!!! :-B

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