Simon the Steeler fan is walking his dog one day, when he sees an old lamp. He bends down to pick it up, and starts to rub it to clean it. Suddenly, a genie appears, and says
"I am the cut price genie. I grant but one wish"
Simon thinks for a while, and then says
"Make my dog, Suzie, win the West Hampton Dog Show!"
The genie looks at Suzie, and says
"Don't be stupid, look at the thing. Its mangy, its got fleas, its got a bit missing from one ear, it limps and it smells. I might be a genie, but I'm not a bloody miracle worker"
"Alright then", says Simon " Make Pittsburgh win the Super Bowl!!"
The genie stops for a moment, then says
"Lets have another look at that dog again"